My Apology

I have never killed anyone.
I have never stolen anything.
I have never been arrested.
I have never cheated on my wife.
I pay my taxes.
I don't covet other people's possessions.
I don't spread lies.
I don't use racial epithets.
I am productively employed.
I exercise regularly.
I eat fruits and vegetables.
I keep myself well-informed.
I never hit my children.
I donate to charities.
I recycle paper, cans and plastic.

I am sorry.
Being good is boring.

Please forgive me.